Six Flags Over Sheldon
Tally & Valuation Engine v1
Park closes in5:00
sleepiness 30
Fun bank0
Tap a rideWalk over, wait in line, ride it. Five rides, one corn dog cart.
Watch the meterGood rides are exhausting. Sleepiness hits 100 and the day ends on a bench.
TalliesEvery ride gets a verdict. The verdicts get billed. The bill is the game.
Snail Kingdom presents

Six Flags Over Sheldona park day with accounting

Sheldon has been promised a day at the park. Six pennants over the gate, five rides on the midway, and one bell curve of sleep crashing toward nap time. Ride everything you can before the lot closes — then find out what the fun was actually worth.

Tap or click a ride to walk there. Coaster and drop tower are timing games. Log flume is a steer game. Corn dog is a balance game.
Keyboard: 1–5 pick a ride, Space acts, Arrows steer, Esc leaves the park.
A parody fan game. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Six Flags Entertainment Corporation. Any resemblance to a real ledger is the point.
The day is over

The Tallies